OPEN RP: The Tavern of Broken Dreams

[Rabbit]

Tavern of Broken Dreams

You awaken to find yourself standing in a doorway, the Sign above you reads "Tavern of Broken Dreams" looking down you see the bartender Beckoning you over to talk to him.

"Welcome Thirsty Traveller, there are drinks and delights for anyone or anything here!"

(This is an Anything Goes Tavern, Feel free to play as Anything you want, RP anything from your imagination, from a squishy space alien to a timid mouse)

"We have only a couple of rules in this most wonderous of places"

(NO FIGHTING!! none, not even a little bit, you will be immediatly and irrevocably removed from the tavern if caught fighting)
(You cannot controll someone elses character, but you may controll NPC's as you see fit.)

(You may do anything you want, from drinking, dancing to... well whatever.)
(You may have any power you want, from shapeshifting, to immortality)

"If you ever get lost, or confused, or... you just want to be someone else, simply leave the tavern, and come back in!"

With that the bartender winks at you and goes back to polishing a glass.




(This RP thread is used as a test to score your RP ability as well, so try to do your best!)

[Charlene]

"Good evening, sir. I'll be singing a song to get my order.
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES..."
The properly dressed, professional looking man stared blankly at the bartender. "So, how long will that take?"

[mmm...tasty]

Well hello my good fellow, i'm not sure how the f**k i got here, but i just realized that i am quite thirsty. My name is...well actually i don't know, hhhmmm...thats peculiar. well i just want to know where am i? and don't say the tavern of broken dreams.

well you're in a dream, a very awesome, great, acid overdose caused dream.

Oh great is...hey is that bowser?

[Deathstroke3496]

Ill take the usuall xD

[>WARTORTLE<]

The bartender hands the man a tall glass of.........